Remind me again- who's bright idea was it to paint stripes in the nursery????
Welcome to my workshop/permanent weekend home. If you need me, this is where I'll be. Feel free to send snacks.
Don't let the helpful-looking dog mislead you. He has really been no help whatsoever. What good is having assistant if he can't lift heavy objects or work a paint roller?
Someone's about to get a pink slip with his dinner..